WHAT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your britches in a knot? Spill the tea. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we should to go for a cuppa and you can spill us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the beans. You look like you could snap any second.